IT IS WHAT IT IS

Starting this new post...... IT IS WHAT IT IS.......Every now & then you'll see some "words of wisdom" that have inspired me or made me laugh. Just some thoughts that I want to share. Some I Made Up..some I Doctored Up & some I Plagiarized (borrowed). If you have some good thoughts..email me & I'll post them as well.

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I Have C D O.. Its Like O C D.. But With The Letters In THE CORRECT ORDER Like They Should Be.

I Have C R S...(Can't Remember Shit). How many of you told me you have it too??

Sometimes I Laugh So Hard That The Tears Run Down My Legs.

Wine Improves With Age...I Improve With Wine.

Politicians & Diapers Need To Be Changed Often...& Both For The Same Reason!

I Believe That If You Wear Enough Makeup, Sparkly Jewelry, And A Fabulous Bag With Shoes To Match...No One Will Even Notice The Size Of Your Ass!

I've Reached That Golden Age Where I Can LAUGH, COUGH, PEE, SNEEZE & FART... All At The Same Time!

SARCASM...Just One More Service I Provide.

Thats All For Today...Check Back Again.
Pat